Lip Tub Balm Meets Thich Nhat Hanh

Thich Lip Nhat Tub Hanh Balm

Seriously.  This is what they call these things … and you know you’ve seen one.  A tub of lip balm…branded with the company’s logo on it.

But, MORE seriously.  Lip Tub Balm collaborated with Thich Nhat Hanh on a book of aphorisms and meditative musings called:
From: Outside  //  To: Inside

Exile On Main Street, Apartment 6F, Leave With Doorman

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I think when Home Depot sponsored Nine Inch Nails’ “Sheetrock Tour” the Stones were all:

“WHO DOES TRENT REZNOR THINK HE IS?!  GET US A CORPORATE SPONSOR NOW!!”

other bonus throwaway jokes include:

“Can’t ya hear me knockin’ because this package cannot be delivered without a signature”

“I can’t get no overnight shipping”

“Sympathy For The Bubble Wrap”

“Give my 2 pound package shelter”