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Does Your Dog Even THINK You Are A Man?

Does Your Dog Even THINK You Are A Man?

Be the man your dog thinks you are.  

That's actually what it says.

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So here's an insurance company, selling you insurance by saying something like, if you buy insurance, your dog will think you are more of a man.  While you're thinking that one through the dog is just like, "Throw the friggin ball already, dude."  

If You're Never Impressed, Then...You're Never Impressed

If You're Never Impressed, Then...You're Never Impressed

If she's never impressed, then how can she be impressed?  She can't be impressed because she's never impressed.  What kinda fool does she think we are??

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I'm So Happy This Bank Makes People Happy

I'm So Happy This Bank Makes People Happy
Will ya' look at all these gigantic photos of smiling people!!?
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Look at how HUGE and HAPPY these people are!!  You got Dreadlocks Mulatto Happy...Swedish Blonde With Bangs Happy...Older But Casual Enough To Wear T-Shirt With Blazer Happy...Confident Vaguely Middle East/South East Asian/Possibly Latino Happy...Aloha-wear Tan and Grey Mustache Happy...and let's throw in Asian Kid Happy!!!
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I MUST BANK HERE AND BECOME HAPPY!!!!


The Website Is Like Paper Which Is Like a Leaf Which is Like a Sticker

The Website Is Like Paper Which Is Like a Leaf Which is Like a Sticker
This little "green" notice may have gone unnoticed.  Were it not for the curator of the Museum, who deconstructs it for us.  Think about it for a moment. 

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Save paper...be green...like a leaf...which you are not...but it signifies that...sort of.



She Loves Him, She Debits Him Not...

She Loves Him, She Debits Him Not...
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No you can't "accidentally overdraft"...but you are guaranteed to totally score when she sees that hot, steamy monthly statement with no overdraft fees or excessive transaction charges. 
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