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If you sucked at English, you have a career in copywriting!
So, the logic here is:
If I had a DUI, I'd pay less for insurance. GIMME A BOTTLE & GIMME THE KEYS!!!
Aside from the worst grammatical copywriting this side of Japan, let's also note this is on an t-shirt colored Gitmo Camp X-ray Orange for no apparent reason...oh and it's a t-shirt that has a dropdown menu in the middle of it.
Quick Gimme A Banner With Cellphones...HURRY!
Some poor designer had to whip this one up in a hurry, no doubt. I love the thinking that says , sure people will know these are cellphones, just look at them.
Yeah, just look at them.
Yeah, just look at them.
Forget about Waldo. Where's The Traffic
See if you too can spot the relevant content in this cluttered page offering a smidgen of vital traffic info.
Here's the really distracting shit:
Ahhh! Here's the really important stuff...how could I miss it?!?
Here's the really distracting shit:
Ahhh! Here's the really important stuff...how could I miss it?!?
"Paging Dr. Clinker! Paging Dr. Clinker!"
Even if it is coming from Ed Koch, it just doesn't sound right. Are we talking about doctors or car mechanics? 
And don't even get me started on the similarity between the word "clinker" and the word "clunker" (associated with a car you trade in for cash as in "Cash For Clunkers).
Awfully Prominent Place for a Personal Ad
This all-text banner, featured at the top of the Opinion page on nytimes.com, might catch your eye because it's not all Flash animation and wordplay. But, unfortunately, nobody reads anything anymore. And, for those of us who do, this looks like some kind of personal ad in the classifieds: 
How about:
SWM IT Executive seeks submissive customers for hot audio-conferencing. Must be willing to appreciate deep, steamy savings and want world-class service bad. You want 3 months of web conferencing at no charge?! I've got it...come and get it baby!
Spectacular Count Dracular
So our local A&P proudly displays a wrinkled vinyl sign that seems to be declaring some kind of "saving event."
Folks, when you're doing the wordplay thing, try to make sure the new word makes just a little bit of sense. Marketing fell all over themselves trying to morph the word spectacular into the color of the whole campaign "red" and came up with..."Red-tacular?" That is red-iculous and a spectombular waste of a marketutidinous umbiculousness. Uhh...yeah.
Folks, when you're doing the wordplay thing, try to make sure the new word makes just a little bit of sense. Marketing fell all over themselves trying to morph the word spectacular into the color of the whole campaign "red" and came up with..."Red-tacular?" That is red-iculous and a spectombular waste of a marketutidinous umbiculousness. Uhh...yeah.
Images Courtesy of Goth Stock Photo Dungeon
For the geek dating site www.gk2gk.com, they had to feature some form of hottie up there. So the pale skin, red lips, no smile, pitch black hair Goth Chick gets top billing. Don't smile honey. Remember, this is an online dating service for total dweebs who are going to obsessively Twitter about you instead of stalking. Feel the love.
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The economy may not depressed, but YOU might be!
For marketing Seroquel, an anti-depressant, the media buyers had a great idea:
Sell it to people out of a job looking for work! Brilliant, just brilliant!
Sell it to people out of a job looking for work! Brilliant, just brilliant!
How Do I Become A Question Mark?
How? First you start with a face...
Add some hair...
Then just pick out some clothes!!!
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