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Smile and Say "Glum"

Smile and Say "Glum"
This was on a shelf in an American Apparel store.
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This being AMERICAN Apparel, they know full well that we all stopped smiling since the economy tanked.  But this guy is especially glum. Glum can read cool. But that long hair isn't doing anything to counter that glum, lifeless expression...no way.

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Cheetos Flamin Hot Limon Would Be 46

Cheetos Flamin Hot Limon Would Be 46

The actual NAME of this new Häagen-Dasz product is called "FIVE" because it only has 5 (FIVE) ingredients.  What does this mean?  It means you should be happy that you're not poisoned by FIFTEEN (15), the number of ingredients in regular ol' H-D's Rocky Road.  Less is more.  Five is ice cream.  Numbers are food.  Food is real.  Candy is dandy.  Liquor is quicker. 

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