This was a little vending machine at a very busy rest stop on the NJ Turnpike. They've gotta catch your eye so they crammed as much stuff into the clear front as possible:
Photo of the kid practically cross-eyed with excitement over his gangsta-like oral fitting
A real-live gangsta (drawing) showing those goldy whites
The product name "BLING TEETH" all up in big bold CAPS.
And just to make sure you know what the hell Bling Teeth really are, they stuck a sample in 3D of the real thing.
Isn't marketing wonderful the way it can communicate so much. If it just said, "WASTE YOUR MONEY ON STUPID FAKE TEETH!!!" no one would buy it.