lrsachs – Page 15 – The Museum Of Marketing Madness

Nightmare For A Chicken

No imagination here. What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken? So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.” Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging … THIS IS NO DREAM.

Astronomy. Time-Space Continuum. Globular Cluster of Stars. Coffee.

When I think of galaxies, I don’t think of coffee, snacks or heavy-duty alkaline cleaners like Zep.

Zep heavy duty alkaline cleaner

But after seeing this truck, I will never look at galaxies the same.

I will also never spell the word galaxie the same either.

“I’m An Idiot. And I’m Not An Idiot”

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If she’s never impressed. Then she can’t say she’s never impressed.

It’s like,

“This statement is false. I’m not lying.”

Must’ve Been A Disappointing Reading Of The Will

And to my wife, I bequeath this bag of quinoa seeds…

Lip Balm Tub Meets Thich Nhat Hanh

Thich Lip Nhat Tub Hanh Balm

Seriously. This is what they call these things … and you know you’ve seen one. A tub of lip balm…branded with the company’s logo on it.

But, MORE seriously. Lip Tub Balm collaborated with Thich Nhat Hanh on a book of aphorisms and meditative musings called:
From: Outside // To: Inside