In the future, everything will taste like everything.
Smart, huh?
Category: packaging
Every Lip Balm Sends A Message
I did an entry about a “Lip Balm Tub” which struck me as just the right combination of one syllable words with the letter “P” or “B” in it to make fun of.
Recently, I found even more examples of this marketing madness and it’s madness: Who knew that putting your brand on something for chapped lips could change the world as we know it. My favorites:
THE TIN!!
THE LANYARD!!
THE CARABINER!!
THE BALLS!!!
THE VARIETY!!
THE ENTIRE COLLECTION
(from Totally Promotional dotcom)
As the great advertiser David Ogilvy once said:
Market to chapped lips and your brand will shine.
If you want to reach back to the origins of this, link below.
The original Lip Balm Tub marketing madness
Artisanal Cotton Candy Was Sold Out
It’s like a carnival-in-a-bag.
Can’t Build Me I’m The Gingerbread House (in a box)!
Skip the mixing, the rolling pin, the cookie cutter, the oven and the baking and just open the box and EAT the damned crap!
Yes, nothing goes better with the spicy, sweet flavor of gingerbread than a candy that is so sour it makes you gag and pucker!!
This sour patch kid looks pissed off because he’s been stuck to the side of a house.
Includes Oreo cookies!?! I had NO idea!!!
Because With Global Warming There Is Less Snow!
Plus … it’s a lot cleaner! And it’s a new use for one of the more heinous forms of non-biodegradable waste!
Check out the helpful reminder:
How ’bout the game of “Destroy The Planet With Toxic Waste!!”
Lawyers For The “Wizard Of Oz” Didn’t Bite On This One
I swear I read it as Ruby Slippers and figured they were just riding on the coattails of the legendary film.
But on the other hand, if they called them “Chair leg condoms” it would just be wrong.
Please Don’t Confuse Me With Your Foreign Languages And Foods
Since we know that spelling always troubled English-speaking Americans
Only GHOSTS Can See The Products!
Spooky Village is ALWAYS stocked!
BOO!
Remember When Beer Tasted Like … Beer??
I wonder if I can go into Dunkin Donuts and order Harpoon Ale flavored donuts??
This is a companion piece to this one about Krispy Kreme-Flavored Smart Food Popcorn
Ocean Bound Windex
I am misreading it but this seems to be just screaming at me:
“THIS BOTTLE IS HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE GREAT PACIFIC TRASH GYRE!! DON’T YOU WORRY!!!”
The copy on this label has a just a little too much emphasis on the words “Ocean Bound Plastic” which kinda overwhelms the lil’ “bottle made of”
