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Curating, skewering and roasting the worst of advertising to comic perfection

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Here’s How We Identify Our Customer

ESPN radio sports guy pathetic loser

Take your sad, sports-obsessed, testosterone-fueled life and make it one thing: a big ugly giant ear, with stumpy legs and short arms.

And just stand there.

Because that’s all you are.

Author lrsachsPosted on Categories branding, copywriting, slogans

Founded 25 years Ago Over A Bong In Amsterdam

Let’s face it.  They came up with the name “MAOZ” getting wasted in Amsterdam back in 1991.  That’s why it has ‘no specific meaning’ — they don’t even remember!

maoz_comp2

Author lrsachsPosted on Categories branding, names

The Fast and The Furious Shaved Heads

Author lrsachsPosted on Categories branding, outdoor, signs

“Bob, don’t make the word ‘headless’ stand out”

headlessSmelt

I like how they chose the yellow and a script font for Headless though.

“Okay, it’s less prominent but I don’t want headless to get lost!”

Author lrsachsPosted on Categories branding, food, packaging

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