Would a manly man really take vitamin gummies?

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Would a manly man really take vitamin gummies?

…take your pills yo

Kinda like “shampoo and conditioner” but worse.

Luckily I found this urinal just in time. WHEW!

You’re a doctor, but you’re in tights like a superhero.
You don’t have a cape but you have a white coat on.
You’re clearly about all kinds of alarms, but you just happen to throw in “medical alerts too?!”
DUDE … WHAT ARE YOU!?!?

The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??

Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!

Gummies again … this time in a health food store from Garden Of Life.

This makes me sad. Does health food have to be gummy too? Can’t we just eat regular food that isn’t gummy?
for another gummy-related link go see my take on Men’s VitaCrave Gummies for manly men.