It’s EASY!! Just slap this little sign inside a grocery cart and everything’s all better!!
Category: signs
This Is Not A Dream And Jasper Is Not A Writer
Everybody knows writers are tortured souls who only have nightmares, not “dreams.”
You Mean THAT Victoria’s Secret??!
“OMG!!? The one in Shanghai??! And Moscow?!”
A non-event: opening yet another Victoria’s Secret.
Same store as Paducah KY and Wauwatosa WI and Tusaloosa AL and Schenectady NY and Fargo ND and …
Dead Man Shaving
The B&W photo.
Just the neck and the nose.
The cryptic headline.
This isn’t an ad for a shave. This mob guy is about to get his throat slit.
Nightmare For A Chicken
No imagination here. What kinda food truck is this beyond that they have chicken? So, unable to conjure any sorta hook, they just say “Dream Chicken.” Maybe for you, but for the chicken happily spreading his wings, eyes bulging … THIS IS NO DREAM.
Astronomy. Time-Space Continuum. Globular Cluster of Stars. Coffee.
When I think of galaxies, I don’t think of coffee, snacks or heavy-duty alkaline cleaners like Zep.
But after seeing this truck, I will never look at galaxies the same.
I will also never spell the word galaxie the same either.
If Your Wine Is Telling You What Glass To Use, You Should Stop Drinking
Maybe it’s a … sign.
Get it?? Sign?
Oh forget it…you’re drunk!
The Fast and The Furious Shaved Heads
Freedom Used To Mean Something
That is…before GLUTEN came along and ruined everything….
Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle
The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
