…or THE SOURCE OF ALL TRUTH!!??
Category: visual merchandising
Color Makes You Stare Blankly
Between the statement “Color Makes You Happy” and the expression of unbridled joy on these manikins faces … the message is clear.
And The Dominant Color For This Brand Will Be…
How much time do you think they debated what that color should be for this product?
More For Less Is More More More More Moreorless
The boss said:
“Here’s 300 of these ‘Something More For Less’ signs. Put ’em around the store.”
And the clerk said:
“F that. Imma just put ’em all in one aisle.”
Don’t Get Caught In This Aisle
Kinda like “shampoo and conditioner” but worse.
Just Wanted To Let Everyone Know I Don’t Care Anymore!
People get crazy around the holidays … and not just the shoppers. Maybe this was like a placeholder manikin, until they get a real one?? Part of me is concerned about whoever put this in the window but, then again, I admire the guts. 
Lip Balm Tub Meets Thich Nhat Hanh
Seriously. This is what they call these things … and you know you’ve seen one. A tub of lip balm…branded with the company’s logo on it.
But, MORE seriously. Lip Tub Balm collaborated with Thich Nhat Hanh on a book of aphorisms and meditative musings called:
From: Outside // To: Inside
Party Supplies From 7-Eleven
I love how the random stuff at 7-Eleven that’s not snacks connotes a weird sorta party:
“Guess what we’re doin’ tonight?!? We’ll play cards, roll dice, sing happy birthday, mess with a flashlight and use bug spray!! Happy Birthday!!”
HULK BECOME HULK FROM RADIATION!! NOT FROM JUICE CART!!
Hulk not transform from cold pressed juice! Hulk transform from gamma radiation and other strange chemical process.
Juice only good for normal human!
Hulk not endorse juice from cart on city street!
Hulk and Marvel Comics Lawyers sue for rights to use image!
Cutting Down Trees Is ALL The Battle
The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
